The world let out a collective giggle when Melania Trump was captured on video swatting her husband Donald’s hand away in Israel, but now we may know there’s a LOT more to the story.
According to writer and playwright Monica Byrne, Melania is STUCK in her marriage to Donald now they’re in the White House.
Not only that, but Melania has been sleeping with the head of security at the Tiffany & Co. located near Trump Tower.
Melania planned to divorce Donald if he lost the election, but since he won they’ve worked out a deal to stay married during his presidency.
Peep her tweets below:
Is this the time for me to leak the gossip I know about Melania Trump or should I wait. (And I’m serious btw.)
OK, here goes. And I should say right off the bat: no, I can’t reveal my source. So I guess this is the kind of leak that’s more like a tip.
As in: HEY JOURNALISTS WHO INVESTIGATE THIS SORT OF THING: look into it via other channels.
Though I honestly don’t know how newsworthy it is?–given that Melania and 45’s marriage is obviously dead to begin with.
But here it is: word is, for many years, Melania’s been having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower lobby.
…with DT’s knowledge. They had an agreement (written, I think) that if DT lost the election, they’d get divorced. But then he won.
So they had to renegotiate the agreement. She is imprisoned in that marriage for as long as he’s president.
Aaaaanywaaaaay. YES this is hearsay. NO I can’t reveal my source. YES journalists should look into it.
And YES I’m biased. I want 45 and his whole wretched family out of power. Not one of them is innocent, including the ones who are pretty.
Let me be clear: in itself, DT’s marriage matters not at all next to the Paris Accord.
But anything that would embarrass & therefore destabilize him, and accelerate his rate of self-destruction? Good. The sooner to impeachment.
And this seems like the kind of thing that would embarrass him. So: have at.
Anyone with eyes can see that Donald and Melania’s marriage isn’t the most…loving. But a First Lady sleeping with the head of security at a luxe jewelry retailer sounds like something straight out of a Shonda Rhimes drama.